Of course, Pinkie Pie would return to Griffon Stone. She wouldn't leave King Grover hanging, get it?

And she had quite a bit of coin to get her way, too.

Rated T for implied sex and gross-out humor. For eighty bits, I can magic up like a unicorn a M-rated version. I mean, really? You expect that for free? Me exploiting Pinkie's affections without making a dime?

-Said Gilda.

While Princess (Twilight Sparkle) may have Spike, her best friends and a responsibility to Equestria and her fellow Princesses in the day...

Twilight Sparkle (Princess) has a castle unexplored and unmapped in the night. Is it really surprising that she would take to wandering her halls? Keeping each and every secret she finds to herself?

Until she finds the very last step, Twilight can't help but return every night.

If humans had a special mark that appeared on any part of their body proclaiming their special talent, Horace's would have been on his tongue. If there was anything he was good at, it was talking himself in and out of situations but with his current (and possibly permanent) stay in Equestria, he's been fighting a battle with the local language barrier.

Turning mute is looking really nice right about now.

AN/ I wrote this to get myself out a writer's block. I just thought you should know that.

Takes place in season one.
(A psudo-parody of Social Sins of A Young Thang 'Alone')

It's St. Plethora Day in Ponyville and quite a number of ponies are skipping work for a few hours or nights at their favorite bar. Cheerilee might be one of them but she isn't the last to be breaking social convention by her mere presence alone. Purple Fizz or whoever she's calling herself has some answers that need to be told.

Even if Cheerilee has to strangle the mare to do it...!

(Equestria Girls Verse)

Incognito is the new boy at Canterlot High with the desire to become the perfect boyfriend. In reality, he's nothing more than a serial dater. Breaking hearts left and right as he leaps relationship after relationship as a emotional parasite.

While trying to establish himself in with a group of girls, it takes him a while to realize that they don't exactly take him seriously.

And slowly, so does the rest of the school. Freaks stick together after all.

It's not everyday that Twilight learns that Rainbow Dash is a fraudulently licensed ordained minister who presides over the funerals in Ponyville. Her friend makes every excuse in the book on how she got the job but that doesn't explain why she keeps on doing or why she does it wrong! There's a certain way a pony is supposed to have a funeral and Twilight can't ignore the blatant violations and disrespect everywhere.

Maybe if Twilight could open her ears, she could learn that there's something worth listening to after all. But Rainbow Dash isn't making it easy, she's not a preacher.

She's more of a reaping kind of minister.

Takes place right after A Canterlot Wedding Part 2

Rainbow Dash and Flash Sentry met as they've been doing for years. A pair of mutual strangers oddly drawn to each other. And by strangers, they don't mean as ponies who don't know each other.

Today, they meet and talk and reach again the Strato.

Pre-read and thanks goes out to the great Izanagi.

Everyone should have a favorite color. Even if Pinkamena might find it unnecessary for what she desires.

Trigger warning: Child mortality.

An exercise in abstractism.

On Rarity's request, Twilight goes to talk Pinkie Pie to go to Rarity's tea party.

She isn't supposed to take no for an answer but nobody said anything about what Pinkie Pie was really up to.

After an accidental summoning and possibly a mental break-down while flying to his vacation, Michael Schmidt is in Equestria as the second coming of Nightmare Moon.

Sorta.

Michael's a bit busy trying to put his memories together about Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria to be concerned about waging eternal night but Nightmare Moon is quite willing to help the process begin in her special way.

Unfortunately for her, Michael is vulnerable to one specific Equestrian pastime: snuggling.

Rated T for gore imagery and psychological torture. Also casual swearing and smoking!