• Member Since 11th Jan, 2014
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Private Dangle

Why aren't you lactating yet? I just gave your titties the one two slap-a-roo. -Cr1TiKaL Truer words were never spoken.

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Fact of the day: There are only 14 blimps in the world, and 10 of them are in the U.S.

Fact of the day: A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Fact of the day: If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom. Tell THAT to your history teacher.

935231 Everyone loves the Dangle.

It's mah mane man! Private Dangle!

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