I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Guess whose back?!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I wish I was enough. But I'm not and never will be.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

I don't hate the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore, end of story. I'm also not easily amused if you aren't my friend, and you wrote a terrible story. End of discussion!

I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

The first step to getting better is admitting you have a hobby.

Mrrp

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.