Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

Dedicated writer who loves to work and think of new ideas. I hope you like my fanfics - my readers are very precious to me!

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Sham-wow!

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes. Now, where's my pizza?

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Equine fur artist and occasional writer, as seen on Deviant Art, and a constant RP player on Canterlot.com

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

If I wanted to stay sane, then I should have stayed away from the internet.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Fewer.

Reader and attempted writer, an ordinary pegasus~

MINECRAFT ZOMBIE NOISES!!!!

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!