On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I write horsewords for RGRE

I haven't written anything in a long time and I don't know when I'm going to start, so don't get your hopes up for new chapters. Sorry.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

The pony alchemist

Discovered ponies December 2013

"Immitation is the highest form of flattery" New Brony, Shipper of AJ with everything, Has much love for a happy Scootaloo.

RIP. Left the site on 27/08/2016. Buh bye, guys. Y'all take care.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Does this Unit have a soul?

Currently doing: Vibing with ORT(One Radiance Thing)

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No longer relevant.

I'm just that guy who hated the show, then sorta liked it, then realized that he was a brony and freaked out. Then realized that there was nowhere else to post fiction. And so here I am.

In reading, keep an open mind. In writing, have fun with words.

I fucking love baked beans.

Too much to write; too little time

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm wanted in 14 different countries for Political assassination, man slaughter, assault, and jaywalking. So I decided to write stories.