Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Cool guy extraordinaire. Writer. Storyteller. Shockingly Canadian.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

I'm just here to write.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Too much to write; too little time

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

God, I'm so sorry.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.