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PatchworkPoltergeist


Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Mar
25th
2015

State of the Author: The Future and Other Luxury Goods · 4:33am Mar 25th, 2015

Hello, dearest reader.

When I left you last, I entered a fanfiction contest, the first time I'd ever tried such a thing. To me surprise and delight, I did quite well. Lovely!

But before I start laurel sitting and letting my writing muscles atrophy again*, I've moved on to the beginnings of my next project. For once it's not sad! ...Probably!

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Jan
26th
2015

Can't Hold Out Forever : Musings on "A Diamond and a Tether" · 6:03am Jan 26th, 2015

Hello, Dear Reader.

Observe: I wrote a thing!
It's about this tiny horse jerk and her tiny horse problems:

Yes, as I mused in my last journal entry, I indeed entered EQD's More Most Dangerous Game Contest.

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Jan
5th
2015

Last Human Bonus Scene and fanart! Also, news. · 2:20am Jan 5th, 2015

Hello, dearest readers!

It's been a while, hadn't it? I hope your holidays and winter breaks went well.
I came across a lovely holiday present while googling myself traversing the wilds of the interwebs: Last Human fanart!

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Oct
10th
2014

State of the Author: Sequel-ish Sundries and Diamond Grades · 6:50pm Oct 10th, 2014

I think it was inevitable I'd eventually write additional material for The Last Human. Well before the midpoint of the story, I realized my worldbuilding had gotten out of my control and the story was outgrowing its Last Unicorn framework. There are many side stories that I'd be remiss not to tell somewhere at some point. I expected to write it, though I didn't think I'd write it so soon. Stories take place before, during, and after Last Human.

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Mar
29th
2014

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking · 3:40am Mar 29th, 2014

Racing around to come up behind you again.

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Dec
29th
2013

You Gots Questions? I Gots Answers · 6:19am Dec 29th, 2013

Answers to the questions I got last week. You're still welcome to ask more in the comment section here, if you like.

Be forewarned, fair reader: here there be mild spoilers Nothing in this post spoils the fic, though some may spoil the book the fic is based on, The Last Unicorn.

The K Man asks

Was there anything particularly difficult when build the story lore? (G1 to now, pony's human myths, etc.)

Not really, no.

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Dec
28th
2013

“Bats!”: Good Moral, Clumsy Execution · 7:41pm Dec 28th, 2013

When I saw the synopsis for “Bats!” I was really excited. FiM tends to handle real world conflict fairly well. I also like to see friends in conflict over personal views when they clash, and we rarely see Fluttershy and Applejack together. Compromise and reasonable discourse about environmentalism! Character stuff! Hooray!
Shame that’s not what happened.

What’s frustrating is all of this could have had a much simpler resolution
Uh, guys? Relocate the bats.

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Dec
23rd
2013

Ask Me Anything! (Also, Small News) · 3:35am Dec 23rd, 2013

So, I got an early Christmas present a couple weeks ago: A TV Tropes page! I found it while googling myself because I needed to reread past chapters to make sure I didn't make a continuity error and I almost screeched like a velociraptor in the library. Out of all my presents thus far, it's absolutely the best one. (Though the dictionary of idiom origins comes really close) So, thank you mysterious

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Oct
26th
2013

Update for updates · 5:50pm Oct 26th, 2013

(Is the option to have a blog specifically for certain fics not allowed anymore? Super lame.)

It's officially a month past my last update, so I figure I owe a heads up.

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Aug
22nd
2013

Halftime Musings, Scheduling, and Mild Nervouscitement · 4:43am Aug 22nd, 2013

So, we're officially halfway through The Last Human. Probably a little more than that, but I'm awful at predicting how long a story will end up being. I never planned on this little story being longer than 50k words, but it sort of got out of control, took on a bigger life than expected and thank goodness for that.

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