• Member Since 1st Jan, 2014
  • offline last seen August 12th

Mister Coffee


Sexy squirrels like coffee.

May
15th
2019

Suddenly, another blog post! · 4:51am May 15th, 2019

So I probably ought to tell anybody who cares that I'll be at EFNW. As my much more popular alter-ego, of course. Nobody wants to talk to a sapient (barely) coffee pot that occasionally writes pony smut, most of which is trolly anyway.

Since it's not in my nature to just outright say who I really am (I mean, as much as saying another FimFic name would be who I really am), I'll give you that I'm a community guest and let y'all figure it out from there.

Good luck!

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Jan
17th
2016

Practical Examination · 3:07am Jan 17th, 2016

Well here you go kids. Got a new story percolating through moderation even as we speak. It's just a short little thing, but y'all might like it.

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May
20th
2015

Wow, a blog post! · 2:37am May 20th, 2015

Yeah, you don't get a lot of these here. But that's probably not why you're following this account, amirite?

Read More

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Dec
15th
2014

Featured! · 3:25am Dec 15th, 2014

If that don't just beat all.

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Dec
14th
2014

Still Alive · 3:15am Dec 14th, 2014

So, if any of my dozen followers are still paying attention . . . .

I'm still here. You can't get rid of a coffee maker.

And I've got a special holiday gift for you.

For realsies.

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May
21st
2014

Updates · 4:23am May 21st, 2014

Updates will come eventually, I promise.

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Feb
10th
2014

First story--wow. · 3:03am Feb 10th, 2014

Seven hundred views in 24 hours on my first ever clopfic.

Goddam, that's amazing.

You'll be happy to know I've got another one in the works. It's another first-person story, this time starring Donut Joe (yes, really). Why? Because Donut Joe needs more love.

Figure on seeing it next weekend.

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