As a wise man once said. "FUCK, I STUBBED MY TOE!"

I wish I could write, I wish I could draw, I wish I could play. Unfortunately against my might, it is not my forte. So I sit here among my own defeat, knowing I could never match or join the great.

i am a badass that is all

I'm not crazy! You're crazy! Especially you Nappa!

Not much of a writer don't have the talent to write but enjoy reading read lots of stories

Short bio

I'm the Tech of the PAYDAY Crew.

Don't have much to say, other than I like reading stories.

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

Just tryna get my ideas out there

I didn't really think that a potato bomb could work, but it did.

new to writing and love to be outside... With each story I'm getting better at writing.

Bored.

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

Deep into that dorkness peering...

A recent college graduate in the Pearl of the Orient and Land of the Morning. I've been a (closet) brony for over a year, and also a fan of various anime. My main interest mostly falls into Sci-Fi.

Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.

"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!

I used to be a hater but then I took a friendship to the knee. I'm glad I took dat friendship!

There's a lot of good fanfic here.

I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

enjoys fan fic books

Looks like Tintin IRL

I was born May 1, 1995. I am a brony. I am completely straight, but I don't have anything against gays. Most of my family was in the military. I am going to college to become a history professor.

I like to read.....Yes

"There is no feeling quite as thrilling as the feeling of overcoming life's greatest challenges."

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

The Shadow Phoenix.