I've been a fan for a short time, but I'm passionate about the magic of this franchise.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Horrifically Fun

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

I'm college brony who specializes in crossover stories and possible rp logs in Deviantart

Life is Work. Work is pain. Therefore: Life=Potato

So depressed and disenfranchised with reality that I NEED ponies to keep me sane by this point.

I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.