On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Crackshipper par excellence | Find me on twitter @Calchexxis

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I self-published my first book. Check out my website at https://roryprice.net/.

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Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

A writer who has no idea what he's doing

No matter how far one heads down the path of make-believe, one must never lose sight of reality.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

I write horse words.

No minute is Best Minute

time is a crime

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

A groovy mystery, gang.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I write, I draw, and both tend to be a bit grimdark. Hopefully writing ponies will mitigate that somewhat.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Hello, I'm a writer with A thought process that can be visualized as a ball of wires in 4-dimensional space. What do you mean that's completely random?

*This space currently for rent*

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I didn't choose the skux life, the skux life chose me. (Can also be found at luckydreamsart.tumblr.com!)

I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!