Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." >Elbert Hubbard

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

*SPOILERS* ;)

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Argablargblarg

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.

I'M GROSS

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

short bio: Is a super paranoid anxious person who can't finish his story within a reasonable fashion

Hello fellow MLP fans the name's MAD, fellow author and brony, and I'm a great fan of Spike stories, specially SpiLights....

Another one bites the dust.

People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.

-Something yada yada. "casual" brony

A reader and a writer, but mostly a reader.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Who let the dogs out?

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

I am everything and nothing, insane and sane, logical and nonsensical. I am The Dankest Meme, loved and feared by all.

Heehee~

Too much to write; too little time

Officially hibernating. zzzzzz

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.