The other authors make it look so easy

Done.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

I'm a dirty bitch.