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Mr Absorption

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

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  • 2 weeks
    Horror Poem about eyes and teeth

    For context, I wrote this for a Fallout tabbletop game a couple years ago.

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  • 3 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the 15th, 2023

    I met my OC in a dream, who is an idealized version of me, cuter and with a hyper cock. It is so surreal to step outside and meet oneself; this persona I slip into for RP, what does he do after I slip out?

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  • 4 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the Eighth

    I had a disgusting nightmare about John Carpenter's 'The Thing' but in a college dorm, instead of an antartic research base. RDJ was there. There was a lot of nudity, like a slasher movie, but it was decidedly unsexy. They were doing the blood sample scene, but without any lab, they just put a naked person in a bathtub and dripped hot wax on them. A dude with greasy hair and a hastily wrapped stump of a leg kept vomiting from the pain, then eating his vomit off himself while weeping about how

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  • 4 weeks
    Dream Journal for May the Seventh

    I had a dream that the content creator Slapable Jerk just went off the rails, and starting making vids with full frontal male nudity.

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  • 7 weeks
    Dream Journal 4.19.2023

    I went to an aquarium, and this family was wondering what a pleco is called, so I yelled at them "Its a pleco!"

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  • 18 weeks
    Dream Journal for Febuary Third, 2023

    I had a dream about the artist who I've comissioned four times this year redisgnjng his OCs, which I think is really happening, but it was weird and wrong. Pepper's hair was black.

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  • 20 weeks
    Weird Dream I used to have

    Back when I was kid I had a lot of dreams about a situation where I would have to drive a car. There's a specific road I would always wind up at, lined with restaurants that don't exist and a Long John Silver's.

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  • 21 weeks
    Jan 12th 2023

    I was looking at porn at my computer at work. The weird thing is, I don't have a computer at work.

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  • 21 weeks
    Jan 9th, 2023

    Dreamed my paternal grandparents came to visit, this marks the first time I've dreamed of grandpa since he died. I also dropped my android phone and broke its case.

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  • 22 weeks
    Jan 4th 2023

    New year, new date formating. I had a dream about a first person boss fight with some archdruid, shooting plants and shit.

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