Who let the dogs out?

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

space is a waste

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.