Again Alfred, it's a STEALTH FIGHTER JET shaped like a BAT and I use it to fight common STREET CRIME. WHAT ABOUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?! - THE Batman

"Why do I troll. Because I feel like it. All of us humans were born with equal amounts of free will. I choose to exercise my right in order to spite you."- Anon

"I don't like the idea of something existing if I can't get a copy of it." - Anon

"Don’t be silly hurting you is the last thing I’d want to do, but it is still on the list." - Anon

People who are close to me: Protect at all costs. Burn the city if needed.
People I vaguely know: Protect. If it doesn't interefere with something more important.
People I don't know: Ignore for the most part.
People I dislike: Actively ignore if possible. Make their life difficult if they persist.
People who are hunting me/close friends/family: Kill. Mutilate. Experiment on their corpses.

Unlocking Crap - I will no longer play through a game nine times on Ultraviolence mode with the declawed kitten character so I can unlock the infinite-ammo laser chain gun. All I've proven to anyone is that I clearly don't need the thing.

Sex is a sensation,
Caused by temptation,
When a man's situation,
Enters a woman's destination,
And with stimulation,
Causes ejaculation,
To increase the population,
Of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation,
Or do you need a demonstration?