I got banned instantly as soon as I joined the Sunset Shimmer group on my new account by that mother fucking, cocksucking, monkey spanking, son a bitch Jondor. My career is FUCKING OVER.
I am leaving this fucking site in 30 days. Enjoy the quality time you have left with me and all of that.
Well I made pretty bad decisions lately and I am now unable to cope with the fact that I'm banned from my favorite group, Sunset Shimmer. I feel absolutly guilty of my actions and I'm not welcomed back anytime soon. I've been on this site for three years. Threes years of doing nothing but troll posting rather than making failed or cancelled stories.
I might as well make a new account and start fresh again. This time I won't make the same mistakes.
Today I achieved 150 downvotes with only 26 upvotes on my first story, The Human Dazzle-pede. Hundreds of readers have puked off the porch while only a small handful of them immediately fell in love with it for it's unique plotting and style, and exotic taboo taste of torture comedy.
What more can my followers and haters ask from me? Well I'm not sure how to properly explain it but... hehe...
I got banned from the Sunset Shimmer group for posting a story of Sunset torturing the Dazzlings for her own pleasure. It was my favorite group on the site. I might as well delete The Human Dazzle-pede for terrorizing so many readers.
I might as well stop making stories completely, I had some good ones that would've made me famous but never made it to being official published. I think the Human Dazzle-pede 2: Adventures of Sunset and the Love Train is cancelled.
Last night I had a dream where I had a one night stand with a fat girl. She was pretty with long, black hair, and she was asking me nicely and as a gentlemen I am when I'm not around boys my age, I simply couldn't say no to a lady's request. So things went "south of the boarder" from there and gotta admit, it was very enjoyable. Because nobody wants to cuddle with a stick, right? Especially in the winter because it's been pretty cold lately up here in Minnesota.
In my 6th hour is World History, Junior Year, I have a nice teacher and lots of friends from Elementary, but the classroom is probably currupted due to my actions from the beginning of the 1st semester, I'm making life shit for everyone and especially my friend Will, whom I often tease him by saying "Willy, you're making mah Willy haaardar!!", and I tease this fat kid and calling him a 'toilet' because he moans in the boy's bathroom during third hour passing time. This black girl named