Something-something, witty short bio.

I will post this later.

Horrifically Fun

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

Boop and boop

I write MLP stories that don't feel like MLP stories. I like to call them polished poop. Sit down and stay a while!

i like fiction

[Scootaloo is Best Crusader]

Just a guy from Australia who likes to write when he's bored, updates are rare but I usually deliver good work.

Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Brony for life

Lol.

This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?

MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

Dare to be Different