Property of Officer Hot-Pants.
Hello, my name is Ebony Stallion. I am new to this site. I am not what you call a brony per se...but I am greatly interested in the MLP stories nowadays. I hope to make a mark here.
The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.
Pinkie Pie is my waifu, and she will ever four ever be my waifu... not yours.
"If you're going through hell, Keep Going" - Winston Churchill
Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch
Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
"If I was an oven creator, I would label the knobs 'FRONT' and 'BACK.' Not a tiny diagram of how to fuck yourself." ~Austin "Chef" Dickey
I am a digital artist who felt like writing a word or two. Also English is not my native language so brace yourselves.
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]
Will become inactive for an unknown period of time starting on March 18th, 2019.
If I leave my grin behind, remind me that we're all mad here and it's okay.
A bit of harmony, a lot of mania, on a foundation of existential thought, sprinkled with logic and innuendo... Damn it, now I'm thirsty.
This has been dead for a long time. I return now and again for various reasons, but I've moved on from here.
They say misery loves company. Not quite. I love Misery's company.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"It is beautiful, it is endless, it is full and yet seems empty."
British accents make everything 20% eviller~
Don't focus on what you can't do...but focus on what you can do to make a difference.
I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.
"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin
"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon
Neardy little fanfic reader who is trying to make her own. Love talking and you can allways feel free to send a PM.
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