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In the city of East Manetin, a new checkpoint opens up to allow immigration to Arstrotzka, a pony region who won its independence from Gryphonia in the Six Year War, with help from Equestria. To man this post, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Temporary Governor of Arstrotzka, has assigned a small time East Manetin labor worker as the customs inspector of the checkpoint. It seems like a boring job, a simple paper pusher in a city torn by nationalism. However, as the inspector will soon find out, his job will be anything but uninteresting, as he gets involved in something many times bigger than verifying documents. And it all begins with a simple sentence.

Papers, please.

UPDATE: I will be accepting OCs to guest star in future chapters. Click THIS LINK to learn more.

Arstrotzkan Glory Counter: 14

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Jack Crest couldn't care less about the bureaus. He just didn't care The way he saw it, they should keep to their own and he would his. Now caring for his sister and his aging mother, Jack is under hard times. When a scientist named Otto Chesterfield claims he has a solution to the Conversion Crisis and Celestia decides to take even more action on the human condition, the Crest family must make a leap of faith to land among the stars.

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It is 1945, nearing the end of World War 2. An army has made it's way to Berlin, and the city has fallen. But this is not the army of the Soviets. This is an army of Equestria, seeking to end the war of attrition by stamping out the human pestilence. Wehrmacht Hauptmann Herman Schott stands atop the Reichstag as the last human in Europe, waiting for the Equestrian to claim him as well. With nothing but the captured flags of conquered nations, a Luger, and some stick grenades, can he make a final tribute to humanity that will not be forgotten?

A simple one shot of a conversion bureau story.

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.

UPDATE: Added Der Koniggratzer Marsch acompaniment video as an afterthought.

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Bronium Chloride is one of the most gentlecoltly scientists in Equestria. That doesn't mean he is a good one. When he was first hired as an administrator to Princess Luna's Academy of Science, he immediately fell for his charge. As he delves deeper into forbidden sciences, and after one too many failures to capture the heart of the moon princess, he himself is captured by a demon and imprisoned in a strange dimension where survival is a very real concern. With the help of a past victim of the demon, can he escape the strange land and return to his love? Without starving along the way, that is.

Disclaimer: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Don't Starve is owned by Klei Entertainment.

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Shining Armor is one of the most respected Royal Guards out there. He is on his way to retirement and working up the courage to propose to his mare friend Princess Cadence. But when she disappears, and nopony is available to help him, he is forced to take desperate measures. The only one who can help him is his "dead" cousin, a former Mob boss who was supposedly killed by his underlings. Now being hunted by the forces of Prince Blueblood, Shining Armor (with Flash Sentry at his side) must forsake his upbringing to save the one he loves. Join him and and Flash as they take a turn on the other side of the law.

Rated Teen for violence and minor language.

Disclaimer: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust.

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Edward Lawton is not your average human. He does not live in your average conditions. And he does not go on your average adventures! Edward is a young scientist, and an accomplished inventor, who lives on Earth, a dreary and dismal planet where the skies never stop raining. On his way to a prestigious scientific convention in which he has been asked to participate, Edward is shot through time and space in a freak accident to a land of sunshine, rainbows, and miniature pastel Equines. Becoming the student of Princess Luna, surviving Pinkie Pie's impossible physics and saving one of our favorite ponies from a terrible fate are only a few challenges he must adapt to in the first installment of "The Edward Lawton Chronicles"

Rated Teen for brief suggestive themes and some mildly disturbing content more prevalent in the later part of the story.

Oh, I almost forgot! DISCLAIMER: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the characters in this story, with the exception of Edward Lawton and Robert Cochran, are owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust.

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