Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Me. Take it or leave it.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

I like to compose music and I'm trying my hand at fanfics.

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

God, I'm so sorry.

this used to be an active account. now i just read stories used to be 'da laughter princess', am now zenzumi

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

they/them

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I love sunlight

Just some random guy. [Retired]

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I've never been sure what to say about myself, so ask me anything and I'll probably respond!

Writen by nature. edited by evolution.

Done.

*Insert poetic irony here*

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.