AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

I like ponies

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Call me GB! ^_^ I enjoy writing colourful horse stories for you to enjoy. If you liked one of my stories, please share it with others and have a wonderful day!

British accents make everything 20% eviller~

Drop on by. Take a load off. Ease all of those troubles you got, traveler. You're safe here.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

very good at writing very bad things

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hm?

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

okay now kiss!

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Yep.

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

My head is full of pony.

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?