Real life is for the stories you just can't make up.
Give me a pencil and some paper and I'll stick the pencil into the ceiling and make the paper into a bird.
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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?