I like to make fun of poor people.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Heehee~

I like skittles

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just a guy that love a few things too much, drawing, videogames, music(dubstep), and now writing. Here we go

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Just another FiM fan whoes decided to write his own Story and some Smutt.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

Please leave comments about my stories, in the story. Don't PM me about them.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

short bio

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

I had a Short Bio after it was cool.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I write clop fics.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

I read and write in an attempt to figure out which questions and beliefs our little microcosm of a community holds. My verdict? I'm not saying.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

A brony that loves Heavy Metal, Africa, Rock, and Animals. Not to mention Ponies too. Fluttershy is best pony! \m/

The easiest solution is usually the right one.

Join the dark side! We have ponies!

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

In the end, I hope you had the time of your life.

Son of Princess Luna. A Bat Pony Alicorn who's small for his age.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.

A writer who enjoys putting a smile on peoples faces. If a story makes you smile, I've done my job. :)