I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

This is a superfluous feature and you should feel superfluous.

Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

My love of MLP has been invaded by my love of futanari! Be warned. As with many of my stories, it features a character suddenly growing a penis. In my stories, futa do not always take NO for an answer

"All I have to offer is blood, sweat, and tears."

I'm going to use this section to test out my tablet's voice to text feature when I get a chance.

A casual MLP fan artist

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I usually don't drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dragon's Milk. || Soon™

Writer of stories!

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Oh wait, I can add a short bio in the account settings. I never knew.

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.

loves tiaras.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

I will follow you. No matter what. I am the follower. I enjoy everything, everyone, and I will become the best follower ever.--The Follower

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.