Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am ze Grammar Nazi. Zhat is all you need to know.

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

i like this stuff

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!