If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Done.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

The Swap Father.

Heya! My name's Hayden. I'm a musician by trade, brony at heart, and novice writer in my free time. I love everything about music and ponies, so if you also like that hit me up! :D

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.