One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Axe Body Spray: Confounding ponies since 1983.

You are part of an enduring tradition, for over 200 years men and women have served with honour, courage, and wisdom.

A recent college graduate in the Pearl of the Orient and Land of the Morning. I've been a (closet) brony for over a year, and also a fan of various anime. My main interest mostly falls into Sci-Fi.

Honor the Goddess of the Sun, Respect the Goddess of the Night, Love the Goddess of Hearts, and Bow to the Queen of Darkness. Oh, and give Twilight a noogie.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Did ya ever make a username based off a celebrity pun? Then years later said celebrity runs for POTUS with such twisted platforms that he's endorsed by Kim Jong Un, Putin, and The KKK? No? Just me? K.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

Sonson-sensei here, how's it hanging my precious students. Not much I can say about myself in such a short blurb but I'm a writer and artist that happens to like ponies. Rarity is best pony.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Just some average late teen that enjoys life.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Trillest and Illest Alive.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.