If it ever happens to come up, a pony can "land on their feet", or go through something "feet first"! Technically all mammals have feet. Whether they have actual toes we can see doesn't matter. We all share the same bones that make up a foot. However, the morphology is different. Horse ancestors had five-toed feet. Then over millennia the other toes gradually disappeared. They are now just tiny vestigial remnants on the lower leg bones.

I found the FIRST fanfic in American History. "Fighters from Mars" is set in the world of HG Wells "War of the Worlds" but takes place in Boston. That, and its sequel, "Edison's Conquest of Mars" which features appearances by Barnard, Lord Kelvin, Röntgen, Queen Victoria, William McKinley, Kaiser Wilhelm II, and Emperor Mutsuhito. AND the first Mary Sue - The author wrote himself into the story as a professor whom Edison consults!

My story, "The Best of Enemies", while not clop, does contain some sex scenes mentioned in passing. And then someone sent me a link to an image which is just spooky familiar to anyone who may have read the first few chapters. I would show you, but apparently both NSFW pictures and LINKS to NFSW pictures are forbidden. Which seemed somewhat odd to me given the amount of rape and foalcon going on on some stories. Then I remembered something, something very critical....

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Right now, busy as heck trying to get a security brief done in 4 hours that I was given a month to do. Because all of my other time got sucked up by the frikken time vampires in this office. I swear, sometimes life is a branching tree of grind quests. I am going to turn in this report, and then my boss is going to send me out to slay 50 [GIANT RATS].

For the few ponies who actually see my blog now and again, let me heartily recommend this bit of underrated fanfic to you:

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The world of My Little Pony is almost what we bronies wish it would be. Almost. Achingly close, but not quite there. The appeal of MLP: FiM and other "world" shows like it - TaleSpin, Swat Kats, Darkwing Duck, etc... is that of a world filled with lore, with details and history, side characters to be explored, and more stories to be told than can be easily counted. There's also the child-like nature of it, the world is simpler, more obvious in a good way, less jaded, less cynical. And, of

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The ancient Greeks had six different forms of love and, you know, not for nothing, but those six forms of love can easily be applied to the "Mane Six" ponies of the current iteration of My Little Pony.....

Eros:

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In a surprise revelation, Sunset Shimmer, Celestia’s former student, who was too ambitious to grasp the power of friendship, returns from a self-imposed exile, seeking vengeance upon Twilight Sparkle. Years earlier, she vanished through a magical mirror which took her to a parallel world, quite similar to Equestria, but with multi-colored humans instead of ponies, and no magic to speak of.

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Towards thee I troll,
Thou all-destroying but unconquering MS Word;
To the last, I spellcheck thee;
From Hell’s heart, I tab at thee;
For Hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at Clippy.

Back again to skewer the third stunted season of My Little Pony. Don't worry, the worst is yet to come!

The Crystal Empire - The Mane Six depose the the ruler of a neighboring kingdom and establish a messianic cult around Princess Cadence.

Too Many Pinkie Pies - The bankruptcy of Equestrian morality and medical ethics is laid bare when Twilight Sparkle kills dozens of fully developed clones of Pinkie Pie.

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