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Lapdog of Luna's interests. Dull as he is unremarkable, lackluster as he is soporific. Giving hope to those unfavored by the exceptional. Not the worst, not the best, just what we're stuck with.


Horses Have Feet! · 5:21pm Nov 8th, 2017

If it ever happens to come up, a pony can "land on their feet", or go through something "feet first"! Technically all mammals have feet. Whether they have actual toes we can see doesn't matter. We all share the same bones that make up a foot. However, the morphology is different. Horse ancestors had five-toed feet. Then over millennia the other toes gradually disappeared. They are now just tiny vestigial remnants on the lower leg bones.

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My name is Sejanus Starsinger. I live in Canterlot and I've had seven heart attacks, all imagined. I was deeply unhappy but I didn't know it, because I was too busy being happy all the time. I have a favorite quote about Canterlot by The Bard: "This other Elysium... demi-paradise... this precious stone... set in the silver sea.... this earth, this realm... this Canterlot!" Anyway, this is what happened to me, and I swear, it's all true.....

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