Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

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who me

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I make fics at a pace.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I write like once a year.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

You do you the best you can do.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Warning to Others

I tend to be more romantic than I am poetic.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Hello!

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

(No longer active) I'm more active on Youtube and Discord.

A commission writer. PM me for rates

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

We grow 'em big!

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?