Occasionally I write horsey things.

"You don't wanna read about it fool. You wanna FEEL it."

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Only in death does duty end.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

If you're looking for wisdom, you may be looking in the wrong place.

Reader by day, paramedic by night. Trying a hand at writing from time to time.

That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.

Old ass user, probably never finishing my stories cause they suck. If i like something of yours it's probably pretty damned good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U. So kik me if you want, I'm Railtaiser.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Pinkamena Diane Pie is best pony. :3I write in my free time, so yays! :D

I'm rather clever.

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore, my pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Fourteen years of fun, memories, and friends. Thank you to everyone for everything!