I'm just your average extremely muscular fan of Friendship is Magic. I watch the show and read the fanfiction whenever I'm not lifting weights.

I am a guy, and that's about all there is to me.

Heya! I'm a gaming philosopher of some kind and like making crossovers mostly. My to-do list seems to multiply every day though...

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

Zephyr Verve, editor, proofreader, creativity well and professional moron at your service!

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

A fellow traveler...