I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

This is a short bio? ...No, no, nope. I'm gonna drag this out as long as possible. Hey, wait! What are you doing with that cane?! No! Don't drag me off the stage! Please! Gawshdarnit. I'M SUING!

I'm always thinking of different stories in my head, I just thought "Why not write them down!"