Twilight Sparkle finds a board game in the top of Rarity's attic and asks to borrow it for their upcoming group sleepover. What could go wrong?

What happens when our favorite pony-mares play the single most irritating game in existence? Hilarity and continuity errors ensue.
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Warning: Trollfic

As Fluttershy enters Sugar Cube Corner, she notices something very wrong. But so does the narrator. Can he make it through the rest of the story, or will he rage quit this job?