Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Howdy. I've been writing fanfiction for years, but I thought I'd just join on here so you all could read the few stories I've done for MLP. Nothing fancy, but I had fun writing them.

Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

God, I'm so sorry.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Nope

Damn, I wish I could read.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.