There are two rowdy places in Ponyville. Sugarcube Corner is only the second rowdiest. This Nightmare Night, Pinkie Pie is just dying to get into the rowdiest place of all. The trouble is, she'll need Discord's help, and the Spirit of Chaos drives a hard bargain.

Note: This story contains death, but it is safe for everyone to read.

A big thank you to Skywriter for the betaread and proofread!

The Griddy's Doughnuts scene from The Umbrella Academy, but the tow truck driver isn't there that night. Instead, Number Five is joined by Pinkie Pie from Equestria Girls.

Thank you to Skywriter for beta reading!

Pinkie Pie lives the same day over and over again. Can a time doughnut go stale?

A big thank you to Skywriter for the betaread!