Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
I am convinced this entire website is the conglomerate of every known tumor in medical history.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!