I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

The divine voice calls out, "Come forth and reveal your true self", and so the puppet walks into the light. Strings burn into ash, finally he saw the true form of him and divine, one and the same.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Original Works. It was a good run.

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I write horrible fanfics involving cute technicolor equines doing bad things.

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Man of many talents and simple pleasures.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

Alternate clop account so you bastards don't know who I am.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A quote from those that know him: "Eat a Dick"

"You don't wanna read about it fool. You wanna FEEL it."

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

"You think you know me..."

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Moved on.

Ponies.

Retired, but I still check in.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

8000 soldiers!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!