"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

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Me and my horse porn never existed.

The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.

Tired always.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

We grow 'em big!

Just a dude that likes dem ponies.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

I write things.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

For the winds of kovator beeya!

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Saturn's my name, writing's my game.

I'm back, I guess.