A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

time is a crime

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Avid reader, not-so-avid writer. Check out my AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ClearlyClarity

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

space is a waste

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I type stories using my hands

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

I'm just here to write.