I'm just here to write.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Tired, But Trying (Taking Hope In G5)

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Male earth pony. Exceptionally weird.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

space is a waste

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I do a bit of writing when I can, which is not often. I'm also willing to proofread and edit, so don't be afraid to contact me!

The RoboWriter.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

My name is Arvaus. I do some art and write some stuff, and like Celestia.

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!

Do you like my work and want to support me? I'm raising money for a good cause: Miranda's Medical fund

A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...

Old ass user, probably never finishing my stories cause they suck. If i like something of yours it's probably pretty damned good.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

Not a changeling.

Did you know brains are gluten-free?

Makes ponies cry

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

I am unsure what to put here.... TO BE CONTINUED!

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Assume that I've placed some meaningful quote here that will make you reevaluate your perspective on life in twenty-five words or less.