Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma

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Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

*beep* RAINBOW DASH IS SO AWESOME! *beep*

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Silence amongst the sinful.

Exspecto meus bellum cum morte. "Look inside my soul, and see the face of madness." -- St. Benedict

Forget not that I am a derp.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

I'm so relieved.

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

I write the pone, I read the pone, I love the pone. I also accept Paypal donations if you like my stories: https://paypal.me/lotusteadragon

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

Just the cool, marvelously not-smart editor. Me bang words with hammer until all commas dead.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

coffee. desk. beat on repeat. and then i bang my head against the keyboard a lot, like don music from the muppets.

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I like editing fanfiction, and will happily proofread for anyone who asks! I lived in Japan for four years. So... there's that. Woo

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

A llama free of the distressing pungency so common among its fellows.

Lifeless light in darkness hides the middle man who takes no sides. A lost soul with no personal creed am I, lethargic Luminous Lead.

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

You ever wonder why we're here?