If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

Your average alicorn filly who lovers Princess Luna and books. Enjoys breaking the fourth wall with Pinkie Pie.

We writers do not speak. We do not hear. We have no songs. We have no pictures. We only have scripture. From words we bring images. From words we bring emotion. From words we bring life.

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

The man without a plan.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Just a simple guy who likes to find a shining light, even in the darkest of places.