Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Guess whose back?!

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Words are coming.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

loves tiaras.

Author of the Game Over series, including Game Over MST and its MLP spinoff, and the /good/ Ghost Trick crossover.

Writer of pony adventures and other such nonsense