This is a site about Ponies..... Why is it so awesome?
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)