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Same, Dr. Crane, same.

If you're still reading you either have seen Age of Ultron or you're a rebel like me, who saw this movie on a camrip.

I have to be honest, I had read up on most of the spoilers because I heard some worrisome rumors. And according to the spoilers, my worst fears were confirmed.

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MY FIRSTBORN SON WILL BE NAMED MURDOCK

My merciful Lord Jesus, I have not seen such wasted potential since Legend of Korra.

(Yeah that's right cry you pathetic knockoff of a better, funny, deeper character)

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EVER

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This coupled with making me endure The Interview means he owes me. Big time.

So my brother decided to enforce some nepotism and call upon me to utilize my subjective opinion to validate his subjective opinion. Meaning I have to reevaluate a movie I already reviewed.

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So here it is on my tumblr

Phone ringing

CW's Arrow picks it up

Arrow: Hello?

Me: TAKE ME BACK I'M SORRY I WAS WRONG

Also fuck Raava

I will stand by that statement to my grave. Special thanks to my little sister who has bragging rights for the rest of her life that it was her who convinced me to watch this show.

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After Arrow I defied this show to change my stance on television adapted comic-book material. And from the first promo material and trailer this show had three travesties that set me against it:

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