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Phoenix Avalon


Hello, I'm here for the candy-colored ponies, nice bronies and good stories.

Jul
14th
2015

Dawn of Justice · 12:24am Jul 14th, 2015


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Apr
27th
2015

HOLY SPOILERS BATMAN: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT AGE OF ULTRON SPOILED · 7:01am Apr 27th, 2015

Same, Dr. Crane, same.

If you're still reading you either have seen Age of Ultron or you're a rebel like me, who saw this movie on a camrip.

I have to be honest, I had read up on most of the spoilers because I heard some worrisome rumors. And according to the spoilers, my worst fears were confirmed.

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Apr
10th
2015

Thoughts on Netflix's Daredevil--episodes 1-2 · 8:24pm Apr 10th, 2015

MY FIRSTBORN SON WILL BE NAMED MURDOCK

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Jan
13th
2015

Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 · 5:30am Jan 13th, 2015

My merciful Lord Jesus, I have not seen such wasted potential since Legend of Korra.


(Yeah that's right cry you pathetic knockoff of a better, funny, deeper character)

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Jan
1st
2015

I'm not watching this movie again · 3:34am Jan 1st, 2015

EVER

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Dec
27th
2014

My brother made me do this · 8:22pm Dec 27th, 2014

This coupled with making me endure The Interview means he owes me. Big time.

So my brother decided to enforce some nepotism and call upon me to utilize my subjective opinion to validate his subjective opinion. Meaning I have to reevaluate a movie I already reviewed.

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Dec
6th
2014

So apparently my review of Maleficent was so long my blog couldn't post it · 2:12am Dec 6th, 2014

Nov
24th
2014

Brief Observations of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. · 2:51am Nov 24th, 2014

Phone ringing

CW's Arrow picks it up

Arrow: Hello?

Me: TAKE ME BACK I'M SORRY I WAS WRONG

Also fuck Raava

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Oct
16th
2014

Best. Anime. EVER! · 7:16pm Oct 16th, 2014

I will stand by that statement to my grave. Special thanks to my little sister who has bragging rights for the rest of her life that it was her who convinced me to watch this show.

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Sep
25th
2014

"Gotham": The show I refused to be optimistic for · 4:26am Sep 25th, 2014

After Arrow I defied this show to change my stance on television adapted comic-book material. And from the first promo material and trailer this show had three travesties that set me against it:

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