The Dreamworld is peaceful tonight.

Nightmares are few and far between. The psychic predators that inhabit it are keeping their distance. Everything is running smoothly...and it's boring Luna to tears.

While searching for something to do, Luna comes across a dream like none she's ever encountered. With nothing better to do, she enters it...

Special Thanks to Ruthalas for proofreading and editing.

Special Special Thanks to Themaskedferret for helping me polish this fic a little more.

Edit: 03/27 Featured on Equestria Daily!

Everypony daydreams.

Some ponies daydream about becoming rich and famous. Other ponies daydream about meeting their one true love. Still others daydream about becoming great heroes.

Celestia's daydreams are nothing like that. Indeed, when her mind wanders, she imagines what her life would be like if she was an ordinary mare. No tiara, no wings, no castle. Just an ordinary mare living an ordinary life in an ordinary town.

What would those daydreams look like?

Note: Special thanks to Justin for proofreading and editing!

Note 2: Electric Boogaloo: FEATURE!!!

Eli Magnusson is sick of life on Earth. Sick of the wars. Sick of Pollution. Sick of everything. He wishes he could go to the pure, innocent land of Equestria. As a pony, of course.

So what happens when the multiverse itself decides to grant his wish?

Rainbow Dash has a few last words for her friends

Jim Brody is not what you would call a "ladies man". He's short, balding, kinda chubby, and overall unappealing to women. Yet despite this, he's managed to earn the friendship of the lovely Coco Pommel. A mare who he feels is far too good for him.

Special thanks to TehSporkBandit for proofreading and editing!

Roseluck's been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. Everytime she's about to fall asleep, an overwhelming sense of loneliness swoops in and snatches it away.

The fact that she's looking after a creature from the stars doesn't help.

With nothing better to do, Rose heads out to her greenhouse for a little late-night gardening, hoping that a little time with her beloved flowers will help her fall asleep. As she works in the greenhouse, she sees her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he's holding a noose...

Special thanks to TheMarvelousMrM for proofreading and editing. I couldn't have done it without him!

Another special thanks to the Finnish indie band Poets of the Fall for the two songs that inspired this fic. Look 'em up, why don't 'ya?

This is a collection of bizarre, random, and ultimately pointless microfics, posted for the entertainment of my fellow cartoon horse enthusiasts. Read at your own risk.

Will try to update at least once a week.

We all know how the final battle against Tirek went: the Mane Six unlock the mysterious chest, gain the Rainbow Power, and use it to insta-kill him.

Well, what if the chest had given them something a little more...epic?

Special thanks to jeray2000 for proofreading and editing!

Lets pretend that, for whatever reason, Shining Armor never fell in love with Cadance. Lets also pretend that during the events of Season 2, Twilight's brother had found a somewhat different bride...

I wonder what that would've looked like.

Special thanks to nomotag for proofreading!

After months of non-stop writing, aspiring author Pencil Lead has finally published his first book. To promote his newborn magnum opus, he holds a book signing at a local Manehattan bookstore, hoping to draw in potential readers.
It doesn't go as planned.