I'll give you a hint: it involves larceny, magic, steampunk, and a lot of concussions.

Well, 2022 is almost over.

I don't need to tell you that 2022 was a...rough year, but I'm going to explain why anyway!

1. Putin decided to invade Ukraine because he's a colossal dick.

2. Texas experiences the worst school shooting since...well, the last one.

3. Gas prices became ridiculous.

4. China is going into a meltdown.

5. Worst of all, I lost my job!

Yep, it's been a crazy, crazy year. Lets hope 2023 is a little saner.

Lets celebrate with a classic holiday movie:

See for yourself

Ask and ye shall receive!

I wish I could make this up

See for yourself

This guy does

Man, the '90s were weird.

This is what he'd make

PS: Sorry about that last blog entry. I was...having a moment.