A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I know not the circumstances that brought you here. I can only offer my apologies.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Are you a Rebel?

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

If you figure out what the Mithras in my name references, we are soul buddies.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

No longer relevant.

Me am chibi dwagon. Me am here to clean up after messy ponies. Also: To defeated the badponies.(Luckily my writing skill exceeds my character's speaking skills)

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Total Brony.